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Bungee Cord

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Roaches And Yo Mamma

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo Mama - Ugly Contest

Yo momma's so ugly, when she applied for the ugly contest, they told her, "No professionals!"

Yo Mama at the Strip Club

Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Like Taco Bell?

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.