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Yo Mama - Six Piece

Yo mama so fat, she needs a six-piece bikini!

Yo Mama - Hi Five God

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

Yo Mama - Jump Rope

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to jump rope and knocked the Earth out of orbit.

Yo Mama - Yellow Rain Coat

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Yo Mama - Keyboard

Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!