Yo Mama - Meeting

Yo' Mama is so fat, I've known her for seven years and still haven't met yo' whole mama.

Yo Mama - Toes

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo Mama - Satellite Dish

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.