Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Blocking The Tide

Yo mama so fat she sat at the edge of the ocean and the lifeguard said, "Ma'am, you're blocking the tide."

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Yo Mama - Apple Products

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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Yo Mama - Lipstick

Yo Mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

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