Yo Mama - Amusement Park
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo Mama - Multiple Chins
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she'd say, "Not by the hair on my 26 chins."
Yo Mama - Bathtub
Yo' Mama is so fat, she fills the bathtub before she even turns on the water.
Yo Mama - Bookmark
Yo mama so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
Yo Mama - Eclipse
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.