Yo Mama - Eclipse
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo Mama - Search Party
Yo mama is so fat, they sent out a search party to find her belly button.
Yo Mama - Spain
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo Mama - Superbowl
Yo mama so fat she hula-hooped the superbowl stadium
Yo Mama - Meeting
Yo' Mama is so fat, I've known her for seven years and still haven't met yo' whole mama.