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Yo Mama - Pillow Cases

Yo mama so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.

Yo Mama - Forklift

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo Mama - Airplane

Yo mama so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.

Yo Momma - Toothpaste

Yo mama's so fat, she deep-fries her toothpaste.

Yo Mama - Let There Be Light

Yo momma's so fat, that when God said, "Let there be light," He told her to move her fat ass out of the way first!