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Yo Mama - Sea World

Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World!

Yo Mama - Scale

Your mamma is so fat, when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Yo Mama - Fun House

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the amusement park, they gave her a group discount.

At The Beach

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo Momma - Chin

Yo momma's chin is so fat people think her head is up-side-down!