Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Yo Mama - God

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.

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Yo Mama - Talking Scale

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."

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Yo Mama - Playing Pool

Yo mama so fat, she uses a soccer field for a pool table.

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