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Yo Mama - Long Distance

Yo mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

Yo Mama - Blue Whale

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale?

A: About 10 pounds.

Yo Mama - Jaws of Life

Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her into her car!

Yo Mama - Rolling Ball

Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.

Yo Mama - Cook Book

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets turned on reading a cook book.