Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Yo Mama - Alarm

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Mattress

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Polka Dot Dress

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a polka dot dress, people play Twister.

Anonymous