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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Earth

Yo momma so fat, the earth tilts.

Yo Mama - Kool Aid

Yo mama so fat, she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.

Yo Mama - Conclusion

Yo' Mama is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo Mama - Sheep

You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!

Yo Mama - Godzilla

Yo mama so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.