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Yo Mama - Rolling

Yo' Mama is so fat, she can roll faster than she can run.

Yo Mama - Zoo

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo Mama - Smartphone

Yo mama's so fat she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.

Yo Mama - Mattress

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo Mama - Gym Time

Yo' Mama is so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.