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Yo Mama - Whale Watching

Yo momma so fat when she went whale watching the people were watching her.

Yo Mama - Ironing Clothes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she irons her clothes with a steamroller.

Yo Mama - Family

Yo' mamma so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo Mama - Tricks

Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.

Yo Mama - God

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.