Yo Mama - Let There Be Light
Yo' Mama is so fat, after God said, "Let there be light," he had to push her fat ass over to make it happen.
Yo Mama - Stretch Marks
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo Mama - Refrigerator
Yo mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama - Alarm
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo Mama - Train Ride
Yo' Mama is so fat, it took the train conductor two hours before he could say all aboard.