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Yo Mama - Born

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she was born, the doctor announced twins.

Yo Mama - Jump

Yo mama so fat she can't even jump to conclusions.

Yo Mama - Cut Wind

Yo' Mama is so fat, she broke wind at a cookout and started a forest fire.

Yo Mama - Belly Button

Yo' Mama is so fat, her belly button is a skate park.

Yo Mama - Let There Be Light

Yo' Mama is so fat, after God said, "Let there be light," he had to push her fat ass over to make it happen.