Yo Mama at the Circus

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.

Lazy Momma

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo Mama - Fighter Pilots

Yo' Mama is so fat, when fighter pilots see her, they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock."