Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Breast Milk

Yo mama so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Bacon

Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon!

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Submitted BY: mjanet04

Yo Mama - Wave

Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her, I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.

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Anonymous