Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Back To Bed

Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

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Dry Feet

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

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Yo Mama - Carpet Burns

Yo momma's so hairy, you were born with carpet burns!

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