Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes

English Teacher

I'm dating an English teacher who keeps correcting my grammar during sex.
She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon.

Anonymous

Teacher's Favorite

Q: What is a teacher's favorite state?
A: Pennysylvania

Anonymous

Teachers to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Well, teachers generally don't change light bulbs, but a good teacher can make a dim one brighter!

Anonymous