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Old Mathematicians

Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate

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Old Math Teachers

Old math teachers never die, they just reduce to lowest term.

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English Teacher

I'm dating an English teacher who keeps correcting my grammar during sex.
She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon.

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