Profession Jokes - Teacher Jokes

English Teacher

I'm dating an English teacher who keeps correcting my grammar during sex.
She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
Anonymous

Teachers to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Well, teachers generally don't change light bulbs, but a good teacher can make a dim one brighter!

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

School Trouble

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
Anonymous