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Lawyer Gone Bad

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

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Pulling His Cheney

George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!" Colin Powell says "Oh, No! Did you cut him down?" "Cut him down?" asks George W. "How could I cut him down? He wasn`t dead yet!"

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Congressman Condit

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?
A: To keep his ankles warm!

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