Profession Jokes - Police Jokes

Knock Knock - Dishes

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Anonymous

Down the Stairs

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Are His Lights On?

A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. "Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?" "Yep," replied the blonde. "I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?" said the brunette. "Yep," replied the blonde. "Is the cop still following me?" "Yep." "Are his lights on?" "Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope..."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Anonymous