Problems During Flight

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. "I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."

Blonde Landing

Q: Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
A: Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

Black Pilot

Q: What do you call a black pilot flying a plane?
A: A pilot, you racist.