Wordsmithing

A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read, "Our Staff will stuff your Stiff." 
Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls respond with a banner too saying,"Our Stuff will stiff your Staff."

Headmasters and Bullfrogs

Q:  What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
A: Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Looking Out The Window...

Q: Why don't they let government workers look out the window in the morning?
A: So they will have something to do in the afternoon.