Profession Jokes

Nails

Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails.

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DJ's Can't Play Pool

Q: Why can't DJ's play pool?
A: Because they always scratch!

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Female Parachutists

Q: Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
A: So they don't whistle on the way down.

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