Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Soviet Physician

Q: What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?
A: Mentally deficient.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Insult Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Riddles
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Jewish Doctor

A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
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What's Up Doc

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I'm getting smaller!"
Doctor: "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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