Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Motorcycle Crash

I looked out of my window in horror yesterday as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist. I rushed outside yelling, "Let me through, let me through" A man at the front said, "Thank God for that, are you a Doctor"?
I said "No, that's my fucking Pizza"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Brilliant Advice

Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, don't do that.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Coma Time

Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Nurse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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