Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Can't Remember

Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
Patient: What problem?

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Anonymous

What's Up Doc?

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close,"  the surgeon says. The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let you do that! I'll close my own incision!" The doctor hands him the thread and says, "Go ahead... Suture self"!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous

Chiro Tunes

Q: What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
A: Hip-Pop

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous