Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Little Prick

I was pruning roses when I hurt myself. I called my doctor for advice, but they called me a pervert and hung up on me as soon as I told them I had a prick in my hand.

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Little People, Little...

Q: What did the gay midget doctor say to his patient?
A: "OK, now you're gonna feel a little prick."

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Doctor's Practice

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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