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Profession Jokes - Nurse Jokes
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck it out for the doctor, the nurse went, "Aaaaaahhh!!!"
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Bad Doctor
A man was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. The man replies, "I'm alright, but I didn't like the four letter word the doctor used in surgery." The nurse asked, "What did he say?" "OOPS!"
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Nurses to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many nurses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twelve: One to do it. One to chart it. Ten to write the policy and procedure.
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