Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Q: How was wire invented?
A: Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Looks Good On A Lawyer
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
A: He gets taller!
The difference between the government and the Mafia?
Q: What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
A: One of them is organized.
A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes."
Another guy stands up and says "Hey... I resent that!"
The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."