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Inventing Wire

Q: How was wire invented?

A: Two lawyers pulling on a penny.

Looks Good On A Lawyer

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A: A Doberman pinscher.

Lawyer's Viagra

Q: What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?

A: He gets taller!

The difference between the government and the Mafia?

Q: What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

Lawyers

A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes."

Another guy stands up and says "Hey... I resent that!"

The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."