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Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Drowning Lawyer
Q: How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Out of a Tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Shark Week - Day Job
Q: What do sharks do the other 51 weeks of the year?
A: They go back to their jobs as lawyers.
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