Profession Jokes - Farmer Jokes

Farmer and Girlfriend

A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses."Boy", said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to do the same."  "Well, go ahead", said his girlfriend. "It's your cow."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
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Anonymous

We've Been Robbed!

A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything. A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, "We're ruined, all the money's gone and there's no flour for bread!" His daughter says, "No, papa, I hid the money in my you-know-what." The farmer said, "You're a good girl, but if your mamma was here - she could have saved the sack of flour as well!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Wrong Joke

A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks over to a near by farm. He knocks on the door and the farmer appears. "Excuse me sir, but my car broke down about a mile down the road, and I was wondering if you had a place I could stay, just until morning, and I.....," The farmer says, "Well, I can let you sleep in the barn, but you'll have to sleep with my two sons....," The salesman says, "Sons! I must be in the wrong joke!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Anonymous