Profession Jokes - Engineer Jokes

American Aircraft Carriers

There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to short facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'

Categories: Political Jokes (Foreign Politicians) , Profession Jokes (Engineer Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Tsunami Jokes)
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Light Bulb - Engineer

Q: How does an engineer change a light bulb?
A: As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't!

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Profession Jokes (Engineer Jokes)
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Engineers - CE Vs. ME

Q: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A: Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Engineer Jokes) , Riddles
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