Profession Jokes - Dentist Jokes
I would like to see a woman dentist, says the man to the dental receptionist. "Why?" asks the receptionist. "I'd like to hear a woman say 'open your mouth,' instead of 'shut up."
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.
Q: What do you call a depressed dentist?
A: A little down in the mouth.
The Careful Dentist
There's this woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."
The woman replies, "Yes... And we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we!"
Be kind to your dentist...
He has fillings too.