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Depressed Dentist

Q: What do you call a depressed dentist?

A: A little down in the mouth.

The Careful Dentist

There's this woman who goes to the dentist.  As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.  

The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."

The woman replies, "Yes...  And we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we!"

Dentist Love

Be kind to your dentist...

He has fillings too.

Dental Emergency

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman, explaining that young Junior had gotten himself into quite a fix. "See, he was kissing his girlfriend, and when my wife and I came back from the movies we found them stuck together." "I'll come right over, Mr. Tuckerman," said the dentist calmly, "and don't worry about a thing. I have to unlock teenagers' braces all the time." Mr. Tuckerman whispered, "Yes, but from an IUD?"

Dentist and Manicurist

Q: Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?

A: They fight tooth and nail!