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It's Your Choice

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Well make up your mind. I have to adjust the chair."

Dentist

Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you to give a few of your loudest screams."

Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time."

Dentist: "Well, there are about 20 people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the five o'clock Braves game on Channel 4."

A Dentist Appointment

Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, "Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late." Paul replies, "Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick's been hurting bad." Charley says, "If your dick's been hurting, why did you go to the dentist?" Paul answers, "Because I had a tooth stuck in it."

Gas Up

I asked my dentist if I could have some of his laughing gas.

He said, "Sure, knock yourself out."

Your Dentist Is Crazy

The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy

  1. Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
  2. His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"
  3. Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
  4. Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.
  5. He licks his tools clean.
  6. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed lie.
  7. When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
  8. Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
  9. Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
  10. Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.