Profession Jokes - Cowboy Jokes

Reading Time

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says, " Me tellum time." Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. Says "You telling time?" "Yup," "How can you tell time like that?" The Indian says, "workum like sundial, readum shadow." Cowboy, incredulous, rides on and encounters an Indian in the trail masturbating. The Cowboy says "let me guess, you're telling time too." Indian says " Nope. But me windum clock!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes)
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Wrapped Up

Q: What happened to the cowboy who was dressed in brown paper?
A: He was arrested for rustling.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Chapped Lips

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?" "Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips." "And that cures them?"  the Sheriff asked. "Nope, but it keeps me from lick'en 'em."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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