Construction Worker Bathroom Break

Two construction workers work on the 30th floor. One of them has to piss, so the other guy agrees to hold on to him while he leans out a window. Just then the dinner bell sounds and the guy who was holding the other guy runs down to get his food. On the 20th floor he is stopped by his boss, who asks if the guy he works with is gay. "Why do you ask?" he says. "Because a minute ago he came flying past my window with his d**k in his hand yelling, 'Where the f**k did that a**hole go?"

An Honest Businessman

Q: What do you call an honest businessman?
A: Asif.

Concussion Check Up

One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground slide and hit his head. Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all night. Every hour, she'd gently shake him and ask, "What's your name?" Soon, he began moaning in protest each time she entered the room. When Sally went in at 5:00 A.M., she found something white on his forehead. Leaning close, she saw a crayon-scrawled message taped to his forehead. It read: "My name is Daniel."