Foxhole Dilemma

Q: You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Knock Knock - Dennis

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dennis!
Dennis who? 
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out!

The Hooker and Her Gramma

There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to line up.
The hooker's gramma came and said, "Why are all of you girls lined up?"
The girl didn't want her gramma to know what she did for a living so the girl said, "We're lined up to buy oranges"
The police talked to every girl individually, and when they got to gramma the police said, "How do you do it, you're so old?!?"
Gramma says, "It's easy, just peel it down and suck it dry!"