Profession Jokes

Free Police Lollipop

An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women in hand cuffs waiting to go in. The old lady asks one of the women, "Why are you in line?" The woman looks at the other prostitutes, winks and says, "We're waiting in line for a free lollipop." So the old lady gets in line for her free lollipop. The chief of police comes out to take the girls in and notices the old lady in line. Shocked, he says to the old lady, "'You should be ashamed of yourself!" "Let me tell you something, sonny," the old lady replies, "as long as they keep making them, I will keep sucking them!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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To Do

Q: What do you call that day when you finally do all the chores and work you've let pile up?
A: Tomorrow

Categories: Riddles , Profession Jokes
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Governor's Halloween Party

One Halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there characters were. When one couple arrived he announced "Mickey and Minnie Mouse". As the next couple arrived he announced "Tarzan and Jane" and so on as each guest arrived. Later in the evening a man arrived dressed only in a pair of underpants but apart from that totally naked from head to toe. "Who do you think you are?" demanded the doorman. Having ascertained that the man was indeed an invited guest from the local university CS department the doorman asked "How shall I announce you?" The man said, "I'm premature ejaculation" "I'm very sorry sir", said the doorman in obvious shock, "I cannot announce anything like that to such a gathering." "O.K." said the professor. "Just say I came in my pants"

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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