Profession Jokes

Newest ATM Machines

"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're gonna pay two to three times as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You eliminate the middle man." - Jay Leno

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Law School Rates

At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.

Anonymous

Constipation - Accountant

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget.

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