Profession Jokes

Doctor's Advice

A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm:
"Use it on every conceivable occasion."

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Wealthy Investors

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours." The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted and he will be tried as soon as we catch him."

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The Honest Lawyer

Q: When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
A: When his lips are shut.

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