Profession Jokes

Pea Shooter

Q: Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job?
A: They needed a guy of better caliber

Anonymous

Smelly Lawyers

Q: Why do Lawyers smell?
A: So the blind can hate them, too!

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Some Stupid Truckers

While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3."They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4.""What do you think?" one asked the other.The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"

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