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A Suitable Transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says, "Can I help? Have you lost something?" "No," says one of the doctors. "We're about to do a heart transplant on an accountant and we're looking for a suitable stone."
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Chicago Police
Q: Did you know the Chicago Police have seen a 73% increase in gang member arrests from last year?
A: They replaced the sirens in Police cars with loud-speakers playing the National Anthem.
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Twelve Inches
Q: Whats 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A: My bosses tie
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