Archaeologists to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many archaeologists does does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is.

Not A Pharmacist

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Economist Valentines

Top economist Valentine's Day cards
4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.
3. Let's raise housing starts together.
2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.
1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you.