Profession Jokes

Perfect Girlfriend

I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my next girlfriend!

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Anonymous

Waitress in a Strip Club

Q: What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper?
A: About two weeks.

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Submitted BY: fimthelim

Chasing Ambulances

Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances.

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Anonymous