Parking Problem

A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off: "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note: "I've circled the block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. . . Lead us not into temptation."

Lawyer Contraceptives

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A: Their personalities.

Ex Convicts

There's an interesting new novel about two ex-convicts. One of them studies to become a lawyer, the other decides to go straight.