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What Is The Future
My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.
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Patient Swallowed a Pilow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth.
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Lawyer and a Hooker
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you're dead.
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