Profession Jokes

Chess Nuts

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of his office and asked them to disperse. "But why?, they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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1,000 Lawyers at the Bottom of the Sea

Q:  What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A:  A good start!

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Mime in the Forest

If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime... does anyone care?

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