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Blind Animals

There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind snake that he doesn't know what he is, because he can't see. The blind snake takes ahold of the rabbit and says, "Well, you have long fur covered ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit was happy to know what he was. He tells the blind snake, "Come here and I will try to determine what you are." The blind rabbit feels the snake and finally says, "You're cold and slimy and don't have any balls. You must be a lawyer."

Bent Rabbit

Q: What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

A: Fucks funny!

Lost Rabbit

There is a rabbit hopping around my street looking lost, confused and neglected.

Anyone know how to deal with stray hares?

Old Rabbit and Snake

One day there was a rabbit and a snake who were both growing old and could not remember what animal they were. "OK I'll describe you and then see if you can guess what you are," said the snake. "That's a good idea," said the rabbit. "You are white, fluffy, and you have big ears and feet," said the snake. "Oh good, I'm a rabbit! So the rabbit says, "You are long, slim, and have a forked tongue." "OH NO, I'm a lawyer!"

Rabbit Catching

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on him.

A: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A: Tame way, unique up on him.