Soap Flakes

Person One: This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
Person Two: I bet you were mad.
Person One: Mad?
Person Two: I was foaming at the mouth!

The Lone Insect

Q: What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
A: The Masked-quito!

Blonde And Brunette

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking handsome man gets on. So then the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Wow, he is so good looking, but that dandruff on him is a real turn off"." I think we should give him some Head and Shoulders!" said the brunette. All of a sudden the blonde turns to the brunette with a confused look and says, "Okay, but how do you give shoulders?"