Word Play Jokes

Squirrel Lays On Its Stomach

Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?
A: To keep its nuts warm.

Anonymous

Blonde Gets Fired

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the Banana Plantation?

A: Because she threw out all the bent ones!

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Oliver

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oliver!
Oliver who?
Oliver troubles are over!

Anonymous