Word Play Jokes

Zacklie

"Where did you get those zacklies?"
"Zacklies?"
"Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your butt!"

Anonymous

Uni Zoo

A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

Anonymous

Two Thousand and Pinches

Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?
A: An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo.

Anonymous