Word Play Jokes

Influenced Decision

After drinking too much at the holiday party I stopped at a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo.
After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.

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Toad Treat

Q: What's a toads favorite sweet?
A: Lollihops!

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It Lives On Ice

Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!

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