Word Play Jokes

Ice Removal

Q: How do you clean ice off tall buildings?
A: With sky scrapers.

Anonymous

Mr. Clean in the Hospital

Q: Did you here that Mr. Clean is in the hospital?
A: Yeah, he has ammonia.

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Frozen Dough

Q: Why did the man put all his money in the freezer?
A: Because he wanted cold, hard cash.

Anonymous